bust Posted May 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 A Pastor a Rabi and a Priest walk into a Bar..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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candyfloss Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 This is a warning to men who may be regular Tesco or Asda customers. Over the last few months I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get a few odd's and ends has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two very hot 25-26 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their huge breasts almost falling out of their skimpy little T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, playing with your erection through your trousers, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on April 2nd, 4th, 6th, 7th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 12th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also May 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 9th, twice this morning, and it's very likely to happen again this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 Old, old joke. Are we doing reruns now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 Cav, all good jokes are re-run. Much better than pics with captions, which really aren't jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dexi Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Do a runner while the wife is " powdering her nose " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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