Any New Jokes

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A Pastor a Rabi and a Priest walk into a Bar.....

 

[Flashermac]

[candyfloss]

This is a warning to men who may be regular Tesco or Asda customers.

 

Over the last few months I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get a few odd's and ends has turned out to be quite

traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your

friends.

 

Here's how the scam works:

 

Two very hot 25-26 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing

your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a

rag and Windex, with their huge breasts almost falling out of their skimpy little

T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

 

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you

for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the

way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat

and starts crawling all over you, playing with your erection through your trousers, while the other one steals your wallet.

 

 

I had my wallet stolen on April 2nd, 4th, 6th, 7th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 12th, 17th, 20th &

24th. Also May 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 9th, twice this morning, and it's very likely to happen again this coming weekend.

 

So tell your friends to be careful.

[cavanami]

Old, old joke. Are we doing reruns now

[The_Munchmaster]

Cav, all good jokes are re-run.

 

Much better than pics with captions, which really aren't jokes.

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[Flashermac]

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[Dexi]

Do a runner while the wife is " powdering her nose "