BelgianBoy Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologists' Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."; In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."; On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place."; On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."; On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."; At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout."; On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."; In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."; On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."; At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."; Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."; In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"; At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."; In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."; In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."; At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills."; In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."; And the best one for last.; Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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