Flashermac Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Amazing Thailand ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coss Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coss Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pit bull? Just the pit bull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Just in time for Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 TEN PUNS: 1. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 2. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 6. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' 7. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 8. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' 9. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 10. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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