Palatkik Posted June 21, 2017 Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted June 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2017 Actually a true story but worthy of joke thread NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas We hear a lot about Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn, and that’s because we have extremely fancy hardware floating around and, in some cases, cruising on the surface of those planets. The planets that lie further away from the Sun don’t get nearly as much attention, but they may soon, as NASA is currently spitballing some missions that will give us a better look at Uranus than we’ve ever gotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 All of you here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 A platoon of soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar, but less serious, state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened. The soldier reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, when a heavily armed insurgent approached from the opposite direction. We saw each other and both of us took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that the ISIS leader al - Baghdadi was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who would get what he deserves. He yelled back that Bill Shorten is a unionist, good – for - nothing, left wing dickhead who knows bugger all about how to run Australia and should stand down as boss of the ALP. So I said that the new Isis leader dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Penny Wong!' And there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands when a fucking truck hit us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 An old joke from the VN War updated. Nice to know it's still going around. p.s. First time I heard it, it was Ho Chi Minh and LBJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 When you have a gripe with your leader, just Photoshop his motorcade to say what you really think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Palatkik Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 Man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 He went to the doctors with hearing problems. The doctor asked "Can you describe the symptoms?" "Well" he replied "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 He bought the wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday. So if she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fck herself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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