Any New Jokes

[Mekong]

  
 

[bust]

Of course they had belly buttons, so others wouldn't point and stare at them.

[Mekong]

1 hour ago, bust said:

Of course they had belly buttons, so others wouldn't point and stare at them.

Who were these others of which you speak?

According to Genesis from “The Book of Lies” there were no others, ome was made from dust and the other from the first one’s rib 

Maybe they got bit in the abdomen by a talking snake

[Mekong]

  
 

[bust]

3 minutes ago, Mekong said:

Who were these others of which you speak?

The Pre-Adamites of course

[Mekong]

4 hours ago, bust said:

The Pre-Adamites of course

But Pre-Adamites (allegedly) died out before Adam was created.

Also if Pre-Adamites existed it throws the whole “ Creationism” theory out of the window and leans more to evolution, therefore Adam and Eve would have had belly buttons, which is in line with catholic teachings.

And that is the reason why I posted the picture, it brings the whole Biblical story from Genesis to Revelation into dispute.

It’s a know fact that atheists read the Bible and Christians have the Bible read for them, or as Mark Twain said “The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible"

 

 

 

[Coss]

Nipples for men.

If everything that God does is perfect, then we fellas are meant to suckle.

Try telling that to the Bible Belt and their anti LGBTQ brigade...

At some point in our evolution, there existed a time wherein males could suckle the young. That can still happen in the outliers of hormonal balance.

Everyone thinks that evolution is a grindingly slow process, certainly to get from flat worms to us, it is.

To get from our common ancestors with Chimps and gorillas, not so much.

and

Male mice do not have nipples, male marsupials do not have mammary glands, and male horses lack nipples. The male dayak fruit bat has lactating mammary glands, and male lactation occurs infrequently in some species.

So please God fix this, an overnight painless removal of all male human nipples, would demonstrate your existence.

[bust]

15 hours ago, Mekong said:

But Pre-Adamites (allegedly) died out before Adam was created.

Allegedly being the operative word.

Neanderthals as mammals would have had belly buttons because all mammals are born in placentas with umbilical cords 😋

A Neanderthal walks into a bar.

Bartender looks up and says, “You’re early Man.”

[Mekong]

1 hour ago, bust said:

Bartender looks up and says, “You’re early Man.”

Groan!
You should be banned from this thread for that 😚

It was worse than my telekinetic abacus one.

About the Belly Buttons, that was the joke (well the whole Bible / Religion is a joke) Religious pictures themselves disprove creationism and the followers of the word of goat herders can’t see it.

[bust]

1 minute ago, Mekong said:

Groan!
You should be banned from this thread for that one 😚

I thought about putting in the Any New Jokes thread but though it was in context here 😋