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On similar lines, but this is true.   MLG wants to send a small parcel to the USA from NZ. OK Wrap it and we're off to the post office. Post it in Mid December. No tracking, too expensive.   After

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on loan to United euph. Up
on blocks, fallen to the communists,
on the blob, riding
the menstrual cycle, on tow,
packing string, chasing the
cotton mouse, dropping clots,
smoking short cigars, boiling
beetroots, shooting jam, playing
Arsenal at home.

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