Nervous God Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Either way no one could every confuse it a lubricant and manage to extract their cock from whatever orifice - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizardKing Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 And just imagine how much acetone on her ringpiece, pussy or even yer cock would hurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Superglue has been used to close wounds instead of using stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 That'll be what they used on the wife's episiotemy 18 years ago, no sex since! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous God Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Well you shouldn't have had your dick in there when they was doing it! Anywasy - you told me they cut off 3 inches, leaving with 7 you can still use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 No trouble with other women, before or since! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panadolsandwich Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 I mind of the time I came back from LA and got on the sauce good and proper in Pattaya. It was a binge that lasted about a month. I long timed a girl for the duration (I think we agreed on 1000 a day) and she was extremely popular with the girls at this rather well known gogo bar. To avoid the bar fine she would leave the house in the afternoon, go to work and often I’d meet her later in the night and take her home. Most nights we’d have a party back at the house with some (or sometimes it seemed) like all the girls coming back to mine. I provided the drinks & snacks from the 7-11 or Big C and there was a decent sound system there and I had collected a kind of bar girl’s favourite collection of mp3’s on my Ipod together with some tasteful additions of my own, which they liked. Often we’d leave the gogo bar, and then the real fun would begin at mine. My beau was unusually open to me being a butterfly and my new late night job became breaking in the new girls that hadn’t been with a white guy before so they could start working at the gogo; also just the other girls seeking a cheap thrill or wondering what the big deal was about I suppose. There seemed like a lot, and the girls would sit outside on the patio drinking and living it up while we did the deed rather shy like that, then the next one would come in. Sometimes four or five in one night, then I did the beau in the morning, too shagged to manage another that night. I think I got it for free because I was genuinely interested in the girls, not just focused on the sexual thing. I could talk Thai and particularly Isaan very fluently at this stage and I used a sense of humour which (no offense) but I think a lot of punters seem to neglect. I wanted to know about them, and was happy to just talk first, but often these girls took the initiative. I used to give the Mamasan small gifts maybe 500 baht here or there once a week, but I think she just took a liking to me and sort of blessed the arrangement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbaron Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 well done panadol, sounds like you're living the life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizardKing Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 My beau was unusually open to me being a butterfly... Hmmm. So you're gay now. Not that that there's anything wrong with that, as Seinfeld would say. But it does change the complexion of your stories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozpharlap Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 My beau was unusually open to me being a butterfly... Hmmm. So you're gay now. Not that that there's anything wrong with that' date=' as Seinfeld would say. But it does change the complexion of your stories...[/quote'] If Pandolsandwich story is gay, well, count me in, out Beau also means a lover, sweetheart, or escort of a girl or woman ["attendant suitor of a lady," 1720, from Fr. beau "the beautiful," noun use of an adjective, from Old French] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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