acockasian Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Spider that can give men four-hour erections found in Tesco bananas A mother was scared stiff after opening a bunch of supermarket bananas and finding rare spiders whose bite can give a man a painful four-hour erection. Maria Layton, 43, spotted the arachnids after opening the bag of yellow fruit she bought from Tesco. She found the bananas, shipped from Costa Rica, were infested with eggs from the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most deadly in the world. As soon as she discovered the cocoon they started to hatch so she quickly put them in a sealed container in the freezer and called Tesco customer services. The species is deadly and its venom can kill a human in just two hours - but can also give male victims a four-hour erection............. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11466651/Spider-that-can-give-men-four-hour-erections-found-in-Tesco-bananas.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexi Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 gives you an erection for 4hours but you only have 2 hrs to make use of it ...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Well - your wife could make use of the penus rigus mortus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acockasian Posted March 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 gives you an erection for 4hours but you only have 2 hrs to make use of it ...! I know! Isn't it a great article? ...and she was "scared stiff." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YimSiam Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 For a moment, I thought Noi had somehow finagled a ticket and visa for the UK, and was performing admirably - but fortunately, no. Just spiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 4 hour woodie...isn't that normal for all us BMs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 only 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acockasian Posted March 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 4 hour woodie...isn't that normal for all us BMs Of course. But I was trying to be sensitive to those that "give in" after two to three hours. If any UK posters fall into that category - not naming anyone here - they know where to shop for bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YimSiam Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 How many board members are now at risk of getting arrested for sticking their dick in the banana display at the local Tesco...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Fello boarzmen feeling inspired to make use of the Brazilian Wandering Spiders questionable opportunities I may respectfully remind of an estimated 12 years old precious thread on this very board where I did eleborate on a German TV report showing a Pattaya barworker complaining about punters who " cannot come " after consuming an overdose of Viagra and unfortunately dying in her arms struggling for an orgasm . " Him die " she confirmed . A BuBi health warning . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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