Coss Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 The difference between a "cut" ladyboy and a real lady? Fishy smell? Ideas and solutions please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vintage_Kwai Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Ask the mamasan and tip her accordingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Simple if it is a postie and looks like a real woman it comes down to the Blow Job. If "She" gives mind blowing head its a Postie. (As my friends have told me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YimSiam Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 The difference between a "cut" ladyboy and a real lady? Fishy smell? That's a useful starting point, at least - the pussy smell and taste! Real lady will be saltier and have the rich, complex blend of human herbs and spices. Ladyboys are bland - mucous and lube, without the subtle sub-bouquet. (It was - for a short but inspired period at least - my 'Get Rich Quick" scheme to produce some dank-n-earthy Real Pussy Smell spray-on scent and lube package - figured the ladyboy who has everything might not have that, a useful addition to their handbag that eliminates at least that element of possibly getting figured out by her john of the evening...) I'm going to go with some of the lesser-known tests: Is she from Central Thailand - Sukhothai-Phitsanulok-etc? Did she go to high school? Does she have just fucking amazing natural breasts, like out of a classy magazine, balanced marvels? If you kind of squint your eyes and imagine her with just her bone structure, and you switch out her female surface for a possible male surface, does the bone structure suddenly make sense as the frame that should support a man in usual circumstances? Does she have a picture of her baby on her mobile screen, that she made sure to show you the first time you met? If you answered yes to any of those questions, well, that hardly proves anything, does it?! You're still where you were in the beginning - not sure, but with growing suspicion... And while I'm at it - no mamasan worth her salt will tell you the girl is a ladyboy unless the girl is happy to have you know it - the secrets of the ladyboy sisterhood are fiercely guarded... The blow job myth - it's just a myth, is my conclusion. The worst bjs I've had have been either really inexperienced girls, where it's just a waste of time, and ladyboys who just don't seem to have what it takes for a very good bj. Warning: sample size on this one is not particularly large, and when I say 'very good bj' I mean Lolita/Star of Love, etc quality. Which is maybe too much to ask of almost any mortal - except the girls of the bj bars... YS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted December 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 I used to think foot size was a giveaway, but both Stretch Princess and MLG have flippers that inspire Pinniped envy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Simple if it is a postie and looks like a real woman it comes down to the Blow Job. If "She" gives mind blowing head its a Postie. (As my friends have told me) I once had a girl, who quite honestly had only a few boyfriends before me, kneel down in front of me, give me the most amazing mind blowing head job ever, she looked up, gargled, then slurped it down say "I like to savour the taste" I proposed marriage on the spot, sadly she accepted. Give only weeks before her blow jobs had been very average I asked what the change? She went and spent the weekend with her best friend, a Mormon no less! And the two of them sat down and watched head blowing porn for 6 hours, practicing on god knows what, Mormons husband was equally blown away. Given she now has babies, I know she's not a tranny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 HOWEVER I also met one quite weekend up in Auckland at that park that's notorious for street walkers (Cleaned up now) a girl who couldn't fuck me as she was on the rag but gave me a great blow job. I was always a bit suss on that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 " The difference between a "cut" ladyboy and a real lady ? " Doesn't anyone know a woman's measurement across the shoulder and hip irrespective of height or size will normally be the same. Still in doubt ask to outstretch the arm horizontal from the side, palm upwards. A man's arm will always be perfectly straight if held in this position, a woman's arm as in my case will tend to drop down slightly and away at the elbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vintage_Kwai Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 And while I'm at it - no mamasan worth her salt will tell you the girl is a ladyboy unless the girl is happy to have you know it - the secrets of the ladyboy sisterhood are fiercely guarded... YS This mamasan I know goes back to the days when Three Roses, Hog's Breath, DC10 etc. were in their element. So if I ask her I get a straight answer. But I don't disagree with your statement; the guy who walked out the door with the tranny with the modified undercarriage that night was totally unaware and nobody saw fit to enlighten him. YMMV. VK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pasathai1 Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Ask the mamasan and tip her accordingly or she may ask what your preference is and tell you accordingly, no matter what you get 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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