The_Munchmaster Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Ã¢??Mummy, where do babies come from?Ã¢?Â The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Ã¢??Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.Ã¢?Â The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, Ã¢??That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommyÃ¢??s vagina. ThatÃ¢??s how you get a baby, honey.Ã¢?Â The child seems to comprehend. Ã¢??Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddyÃ¢??s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?Ã¢?Â Ã¢??Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.Ã¢?Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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