Coss Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 nice togs in Zardoz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 Sean was Borat’s fashion hero I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 An inspiration to us all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Kyle said, “Sean, if I am not being too forward, I’d love to have sex with an older man. Let’s go back to my place.” So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says, “If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I’m sleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my dick in your right hand.” Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, “Okay”. He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Sean says, “Kylie, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my balls in your left hand, and my Dick in your right hand.” Kylie is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing. Once it’s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks “Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your dick in my right stimulate you while you’re sleeping?” Sean replies, “No, but the last time I slept with a slut from Melbourne, she stole my wallet.” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 hahahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 Diego Maradona https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8986821/Diego-Maradona-died-suffering-cardiac-arrest-according-reports.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YimSiam Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 John le Carre deserves a mention - since every other bar patron in LOS claims to have been the inspiration for one or another of his characters over the years: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/dec/14/john-le-carre-obituary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Hahahaha - excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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