Zaad Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 I find it higly disgusting when my girl, or any female at that, produces a noisy fart in my presence. FARTS ARE FOR MEN ONLY! NO CONTRADICTION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvarpala Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 daveman96 said: They are not the I have to take a shit farts either. 5555555555555 I don't mean to laugh at your misfortune, but you just made my day - f*cking hilarious. Hope you feel a bit better soon, and you don't shit your arse off :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 It wasn't noisy, one of those silent but deadly ones, the smell was so bad we all woke up coughing!! Agree, Farts are for men! When I fart at home, by just two year old says, "Daddy MMem Daddy Mem!" JB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 I would suggest you a coffee enema, as this really cleans you inside out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted March 20, 2004 Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 CAn't help to be honest, but if you find a cure PM me with it. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loner w/a boner Posted March 20, 2004 Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 First: Thanks for sharing. If this continues over time, you may have some excess bacteria or insufficient acidopholous (sp?) living in your gut. This can cause excess farting. Things that may help are: yoghurt, buttermilk, or Acidopholous pills (living cultures--have to be constantly refrigerated--even in the store where you buy them). I know this because I am a habitual farter, and have seen the doc about it. You could confirm this by asking my friends, but oddly enough, I don't have any. If symptoms spread, really smelly stools, etc...see a doc. That could be gallbladder, etc, related. One time, many many years ago, I had a case of the parts, incredibly bad. For breakfast, I ate mixed grains. I had hot oatmeal, and cold cereal. I farted all day. I mean, almost non-stop, one right after another; fart fart fart fart fart. It was unbelievable. My butt was sore. I was getting worried. Fortunately they were unscented (a rarity for me), as I was in close proximity to others. The next day it was gone, never to be repeated. Some time later I experimented with the same breakfast grain combo, trying to duplicate it (for scientifical curiosity purposes only), but the results were, uh, fruitless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2004 Report Share Posted March 21, 2004 Flick a bic lighter, works every time. I know of one guy who can shoot a flame of fire about 1 meter away. Some people have paid him just to see the fire shoot out. They think he is a fire breather. If you do this, make sure you are not behind some flamable items. I would hate to have to see another gas station blow up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2004 Report Share Posted March 21, 2004 I forgot to mention, this fire breather uses this tactic to get girls. Sometimes he would 2 or 3 at a time. I never did ask him what he does when getting rimmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted March 21, 2004 Report Share Posted March 21, 2004 "lighting farts" I have seen the deaf girl at Playschool do this on more than one occasion. Feckin' hysterical! Haven't seen it since Uni! Cheers, SD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jitagawn Posted March 21, 2004 Report Share Posted March 21, 2004 I can't beleive I opened this thread I thought it was so "unusual". BUT one of your best answers is colonic irrigation-readily available in BKK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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