Guest Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 I did not eat anything out of the ordinary last night either. I let one go at the end of the bar and sent alot of people running. They are not the I have to take a shit farts either. Does anyone have a cure for this or do you have to let them run their course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 <<They are not the I have to take a shit farts either>> WTF did that mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Eat a big salad or grains, clean yourself out, enema etc...or else eat some flowers or garlic, something to change the smell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 I guess he's talking about farts that announce a big dump-in-the-make I produce smelly ones after drinking lots of beer the previous night. I always let time heal, but I might try OH's suggestion one of these days for eating flowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 or try some Blue cheese and some pickled eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 "some pickled eggs" Ewwww. At my first Uni, my fraternity's local specialized in pickled eggs which we consumed in mass quantities along with dark Stroh's beer (think very cheap Guinness copy). The frat house was a very unpleasant place to be those morning afters . But those farts seems to light better than others...I wonder if there is some correlation between methane content and bouquet? Cheers, SD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 I was so hungry once, I was farting fresh air... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadaBing Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 suadum said:At my first Uni, my fraternity's local specialized in pickled eggs which we consumed in mass quantities along with dark Stroh's beer Cheers, SD Ahhhh , Stroh's beer , brewed in my hometown of Detroit , we would call them the " Stroh's Throws " or my favorite tactic , being on a plane , walking to the toilet , and letting go a nice SBD ( Silent But Deadly ) , sure to have fingers pointing about the cabin... Bada Bing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 suadum said:"some pickled eggs" Ewwww. At my first Uni, my fraternity's local specialized in pickled eggs which we consumed in mass quantities along with dark Stroh's beer (think very cheap Guinness copy). The frat house was a very unpleasant place to be those morning afters . But those farts seems to light better than others...I wonder if there is some correlation between methane content and bouquet? Cheers, SD definately, the really great ones have not only methane but some sulfur dioxide. :: now if you can drop them silently while walking through the ladies lingerie i the Emporium ............. then watch the ole girls eye each other ........... hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 I had a girlfriend who once farted such a toxic emmission while she slept it woke her, me and her best friend up! Farrkking awefull smell. Apperntlia it was my cooking from the night before JB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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