Goodthaigirl Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 thai3 said:Take your shoes off the minute you get in and clean them before doing anything else? When I asked her why she said she felt it was her duty to a boyfriend. I quizzed her where she got this idea from and she said nowhere it just seem the right thing to do then asked me if the girls in falang countries did this! well I did larf, then said I thought a few did.-peter I don't do that. My mom doesn't either. Maybe she doesn't want dirty shoes in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thai3 Posted April 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Ha ha, mine also gives a crappy massage but does a nice manincure/pedicure. Got up one day and all my clothes minus one set had disapeared in the night but she was still asleep so I thought maybe we had been burgled. Turned out that she called her niece to come at 6 am to collect the washing all the way from bang na who was ordered to get it all done and return by evening. There is much more chance of a brit having to do his GF shoes than the other way around ::-peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyphil Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Last time i got back from maggot drowning and few weeks back I had a full english roast dinner waiting for me, made up for the blank I drew again!!!!....If I blank at BungsamLam tomorrow I'm quiting this lark ::, either way there will be a mirad of thai nosh on the dining table on my return As for shoe cleaning, it aint happening and never has, and best we dont talk about shoes and alchahol here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 LP, "As for shoe cleaning, it aint happening and never has, and best we dont talk about shoes and alchahol here" Okay. This one I gotta hear. Exactly what did you do to her shoes when you were drunk? I don't remember you posting about this one. :: Cent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I had a falang GF clean out my wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 "...As for shoe cleaning, it aint happening and never has,..." Phil old Pal, Time for some tough love here...Be a man and tell her "look woman, I let you bare my seed! I let you be seen with me in public, so you better straighten out now! I brought you to LOS to see the family, and to let you know, that anyone of these girls here in the village will gladley replace you! and they are a lot younger as well! So straighten out now, or get out now! and clean my damned shoes right this instant, or no sex for you tonight!" That is what you tell her! ah please don't tell her I gave you the idea though, thanks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Cent, The story of Phil, shoes and alcohol is both funny and sad...A few years back, I was visiting Phil in UK, we got drunk, and tried on his wifes shoes...I found a pair that really made my legs look stunning, and "borrowed" one of her dresses as well, Phil said I looked good enough for a night out, so down to the local Pub we went! "The Swiller's Arms" was hoping that night, and I was "the Belle of the Ball" so to speak, spent a lot of time dancing with Fiery Jack, Keith "Small piece" and thew gang, Phil got a bit jealous, and started a fight, kicked major ass he did! later, we went home and had breakfast, more fun then it sounds really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 lazyphil said:Last time i got back from maggot drowning and few weeks back I had a full english roast dinner waiting for me, made up for the blank I drew again!!!!....If I blank at BungsamLam tomorrow I'm quiting this lark ::, either way there will be a mirad of thai nosh on the dining table on my return As for shoe cleaning, it aint happening and never has, and best we dont talk about shoes and alchahol here I have to agree.If you blank there I suggest you take up something else like stamp collecting of flower pressing for instance! If you can beat 650lb in an afternoon you can redeem yourself BUT as I'm shit hot in the piscatorial art,1/2 that will get you off the hook(excuse the pun)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 OH, Hahahahahahaha! Thanks for the morning laugh! :up: Cent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentors Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 thai3 said:Take your shoes off the minute you get in and clean them before doing anything else? When I asked her why she said she felt it was her duty to a boyfriend. I quizzed her where she got this idea from and she said nowhere it just seem the right thing to do then asked me if the girls in falang countries did this! well I did larf, then said I thought a few did.-peter No, bec<ause i never wear shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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