teddy Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Two blokes looking in a mens clothing shop window at a shirt - "That's the one I'd get" says one bloke, and Cyclops came round the corner and punched his head in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman, are talking about where they got their names. "My name is George, because I was born on St. George's Day" says the Englishman. "My name is Andrew, because I was born on St. Andrew's day, says the Scotsman. They both turn to the Irishman, and say, "What day were you born on, Pancake?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Queen mother goes to heaven and is walking round some beautiful gardens when she bumps into Princess Diana "Hi Gran, how are you?" says Diana "Oh, not to bad thankyou. Where do you go to get your Halo?" askes Queen Mum "Halo?" says a puzzled looking Diana. "Yes. Like the one you have arround your head" says the Queen Mum "Thats a Fucking steering wheel!" squeels Diana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 One for munchie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 (edited) Nah, this is one for Munchie.. Edited October 4, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 I'm fucked if I know what she could possibly be smiling about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Two blokes looking in a mens clothing shop window at a shirt - "That's the one I'd get" says one bloke, and Cyclops came round the corner and punched his head in... Hee, hee, hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 'I'm fucked if I know what she could possibly be smiling about'. she has just seen what a Scotch person has under his kilt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 That's the second time today that you have referred to us as 'Scotch'. We're not 'Scotch', we're 'Scots' or 'Scottish'. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 "she's lookin at you kid".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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