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Mekong Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Flash only half the joke there It goes along the lines of Robert Mugabee was touring Yorkshire and decided he wanted some mints, he popped into a corner shop and bought some upon receipt he was heard to say Eebagum Trebor http://www.thetreborstory.com 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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My Penis is hungry Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 The Box Under Bill & Hillary's Bed..... When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $8,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?" Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem." Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?" Bill answered: "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted April 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Met a girl with 12 nipples yesterday. Sounds weird doesn't it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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