Any New Jokes

[Coss]

[Coss]

[Mekong]

[bust]

On 7/22/2024 at 8:07 AM, Coss said:

I carry a couple of these in my car and use them regularly

[Old Hippie]

On 7/21/2024 at 3:05 PM, Coss said:

Well here in the USA, most welfare is white and rural…which makes sense if you look at the demographic. *BUT* if you look at the percentage, based on “demographic” it does play out differently. As in, yes, MOST welfare is white and rural, but what percentage of black, Asian, Latino, immigrant legal and illegal etc…is also on the dole?  That is the game that is played and is, in some cases, very true. Example, it took my wife 2 years to get a visa to enter the USA (used to take 3-4 months, trump fired people at the state department who processed applications, Biden DID NOT hire them back), She has been here 4+ months and just got approved to work…still cannot get a driver’s license or state ID card, and cannot go back to Thailand does not have any permananent visa status here…yet, illegals and those “claiming asylum” (another scam in many cases) get fast tracked to get a work permit and permanent status and driver’s license etc… They also get food subsidies/medical coverage and housing, all shitty as it is, it is better than many working Americans…so…ah…you know…

[Mekong]

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic. The beer was excellent. And the food was exceptional.
"But" said the Scotsman. "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well." said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman, "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink. Then another, all the drinks you like. When you've had enough to drink they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims.
He swears every word is true.

"Well" said the Englishman "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not myself personally no" said the Irishman, "But it did happen to my sister."

[bust]

The chance of those three sitting at a bar together in Sydney is highly unlikely considering their dislike for each other 😀

[Mekong]

2 hours ago, bust said:

The chance of those three sitting at a bar together in Sydney is highly unlikely considering their dislike for each other 😀

That’s an urban myth, a bit like saying Aissies and Kiwis hate each other.

We take the piss constantly, but heaven help an outsider who tried to offend ( unless it’s sport’) 

Canadians and American well that’s a different matter and don’t even bring Mexico into it

[bust]

Talking from experience especially between the Brits and the Irish, they have a pretty obvious dislike for each other. I've stopped drinking at my local of an afternoon because of it. Regular fights and verbal altercations.

But then again the Irish will fight among themselves. Especially when they are wearing a Michael Collins T-shirt and are challenged to the right to wear it. FFS leave it at home. But then again they are a pack of white gypsies we seem to have opened our doors to.

[Mekong]

But you are talking about the uneducated ones, they emigrated to Australia for fucks sake 

The sensible ones in their home environment are rather amicable with eat other, banter aside