Faustian Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 I feel unclean, I've replied to posts...that could be construed as making a conversation...which some may view as a useful thing to do.... Hell, I just used "construed"...a useful word... I feel unwell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 I've showered twice today, I may have a third later. I may not. That's better. Back to being totally useless. Btw, 2 monster storms about, but none coming my way! Damnit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 No no no...just looking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 I just made 4 pointless and useless posts....here's a fifth...oh happy day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 There was a nice looking blonde sunning herself by our pool today... Cheers, SD -- uh oh, I said pool...is that too arrogant & hi-so for dear Tartempion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Hell, I just used "construed"...a useful word... Construed is an anagram of "Crude Snot" and also "Cone Turds" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 I feel another KS intervention coming soon. Please don't lock this thread. This is the only place I feel at home.......in Uselessland. BTW, I just heard thunder and it's dark and windy in Lat Krabang........Stormy weather....just can't get my poorself together. Anyway....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Just trying to be useless . Cheers, SD -- usually doesn't have to try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 SD, a pool has a use and therefore has useful connotations. Blondes also have uses, although not many (only one springs to mind). Now, if you had a klong that would be useless. I don't know how to make a blonde more useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 [color:purple]There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.[/color] Cheers, SD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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