Damen Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Ah yeah, I remember my first... age 12, to a pic of bikini clad Jacqueline Bisset in The Deep. Julie from Welcome Back Kotter, Morgan Fairchild, Adrienne Barbeau, Nastassja Kinski, and many more, all fell before me, conquered by my demon seed. Some of my early faves..... Barbara Eden from I Dream of Genie Ginger & Mary Ann from Giligan's Island (Together of course) Betty Rubble from the Flintstones Cartoon Then in 1980, it was as though a gift was sent to me from the heavens. OnTV launched their pay TV programing service in my hometown. OnTV was a scrambled UHF signal which required a de-scrambler to watch the programming. In the evening they would switch their programming to soft porn Though my parents would never allow such filth to be broadcast in our home . I became a master of using the UHF dial to dial in a stable image. Granted, the image was split down the middle with the left half of the picture appearing on the right side and the right half of the picture appearing on the left side of the TV. This may sound confusing but anyone who remembers trying to dial in a UHF channels will know what I mean. But the end result was that I could see tits, ass and even a bush shot in the luxury of my own home to bust a nut to. These kids today don't realize how good they have it with the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Ah yes...the scrambled signal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 in college daze, we had a house with about 6 people. at one time, we had a blind guy living with us. i should have asked him what they told him to dissuade him from doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USVirgin Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Did he cum in the glove compartment, oh tell me he did. Even if he didnt just make it up. I don't know, but he was the type of guy who would have. Same night, he called the cops on another actor (can't remember who) for having a concealed weapon in his glove compartment. I guess he liked going through people's personal shit. Complete a-hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Hey, I just remembered "doing" sally Struthers" when she was hot! Also, the Milfy Japanese house keeper "Mrs. Livingston" on the Courtship of Eddie's father... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngfarang Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Dam! You guys are old bastards!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USVirgin Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Also, the Milfy Japanese house keeper "Mrs. Livingston" on the Courtship of Eddie's father... Wow, you discovered you had yellow fever long before I did! I might have done agent 99 from Get Smart a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Barbera Feldon! Yep, did her too, got a boner watching her all tied up and squirming! I was maybe 4 or 5 when I learned I had Yellow fever, had a Japanese American girl as a playmate. Ended up boning her in high school, she was a bit fat, but so what. My first fuck was a zit faced Hawain slut...had a bikini and a bag of weed, all it took in those days! Come to think of it, that is all it would take now...or just skip the weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Barbera Feldon! Yep, did her too, got a boner watching her all tied up and squirming! yeah, never miss a chance to see the reruns, and i am as hot for 99 as i was when I was 10. i always liked the emma peel from the avengers. diana riggs. it wasn't that she was that great looking but she was killer in those leather outfits and just had an aura about her. i did see her in a film when she was old, and oh, did i wish i hadn't. oh the humanity, oh the humanity, can't remember when i got yellow fever, just that i have had it ever since i have known about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USVirgin Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 can't remember when i got yellow fever, just that i have had it ever since i have known about it. We didn't have Asians where and when I grew up (plenty now), apart from a few fat Chinese girls who were really good at math. I was attracted to Mexican or Polynesian type girls. Got a job at LAX when I was 21, where I was exposed to all kinds, and figured it out. The airline I worked for was situated between the SAS and Singapore check-in counters. I could usually be found at the station nearest to SAS. While I found the SQ passengers to be hotter, they didn't tend to have their boobs hang out of their blouses while bending over to put their luggage on the scales like their Scandinavian sisters. I was always there to help them from the other side of the counter, especially in the summertime. :hubba: In the winter (with girls wearing heavier clothes), I'd work the Singapore end of the counter; less boobage, more face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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