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Few months ago I went to Koh Chang again.

 

You land at the small (but nice) airport, then

(if you haven't booked a car/minibus with an hotel) you have the minibus service waiting for you.

 

Don't worry they are not going to rip you off and there is no need to negotiate as it is a flat rate and they all belong to the same "company".

Just tell them the hotel you will stay at.

 

From the airport you will travel to the ferry.

(about 20-30 minutes)

 

Nice quick travel on the ferry (maybe 30 minutes)

then you land on KC and through the small road you will be lead to your hotel.

 

If you stay at an hotel on whitesand beach I would say from the ferry PIER to there would take about 20-30 minutes (depending on the other passengers destination).

 

Some hotels are really far from the ferry so you can sometimes expect 1hour of travel.

 

Note: When your stay ends, be sure to check the weather forecast -> last time I went to KC we arrived at the airport to be told that due to the thunderstorm the plane from BKK wouldn't land.

 

-> had to spend one more day on the island.

 

About KC:

Whitesand beach is the most "animated" and popular

(nothing to do with sin city) but there are only a few guesthouses there (some not too bad from what I saw)

 

Other hotels, mostly 4-5 stars are in more remote locations (need to rent a motorbike, which is the best way to travel on the island)

 

Depends on your budget and where you want to be.

 

 

 

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Do you mean this song? Hotel Sisaket?

 

Hotel Sisaket

 

 

On a dark Isaan highway, hot wind in my hair

Warm smell of kwai farts, rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering red light

My little head grew and my wallet got thin

I had to barfine her for the night

 

There she stood in the doorway;

I heard a Buddhist temple bell

And I was thinking to myself,

'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'

Then she lit up incense and a candle and she led me away

There were voices down the dingy corridor,

I thought I heard them bray...

 

Welcome to the Hotel Sisaket

Such a lonely place

He/She sat on my face

Plenty of boom-boom at the Hotel Sisaket

Any time of year, you can find her here

 

Her mind is definitely twisted, she got the Benz yen

She got a lot of pretty lady boys, that she calls friends

How they dance in the rice fields, sweet somtam phet.

Some dance showing their member, some dance with regret

 

So I called the lazy bellboy,

'Please bring me my whine'

He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since you asked the last time'

And still those hookersâ?? voices are calling from up Sisaket way,

Wake you up with a BJ in the middle of the night

Just to hear them bray...

 

Welcome to the Hotel Sisaket

Such a lonely place

He/She sat on my face

They lovin' it up the arse at the Hotel Sisaket

What a big surprise, right between her thighs

 

Mirrors on the ceiling,

The beer Chang over ice

And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own strange vice'

And in the masturbators chambers,

They gathered for the farang feast

They stab the kwai with their curved steel knives,

But can't kill an already dead beast

 

Last thing I remember, I was

Running from some well hung katoey whore

I had to find my Viagra pack

To gain the erection I had before

'Relax,' said the lady boy,

We are programmed to give AND receive.

You can checkbin any time you like,

but some farang never want to leave!

 

 

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Excellent Cent

:rotfl::worship:

 

Trat in itself doesn't really have nice beaches (nor bitches).

 

Even if it costs a bit more:

Take the bus to Trat then go to the ferry pier and you can easily find a very good guesthouse for 1-1500 bht on KC with the services of a good 3 stars.

 

KC is for lovers or the peace of your mind -> if you want to party with BG you would be better off to Phuket or sin city

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