buffalo_bill Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Gentlemen , as a sign of gratitude to the kingdom and out of sincerest safety concerns I wish to introduce my innovative security concept : You might hab noticed that many of the security posts are unmanned even at times of high traffic , which cannot be tolerated any further . I will therefore take over the responsibility for Siam Station , around closing time of the universities in the neighbourhood , and perform thorough bodychecks on random travellers . Thai people mostly being shy I will carry an inflatable tent with me , marked as [color:red]What are you looking for[/color] on one side and [color:red]Welcome[/color] on the other . I hope the idea meets your entire approval , franchise opportunities available . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioman Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 An excellent idea. I'd like the franchise for Silom station and would suggest we focus on specific passenger demographics to determine those needing the most significant checks. I would like some sort of reclining fixture in the inflatable tent for the quieter moments and perhaps suitable grab handles on the internal walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I am planning to develop this into a nationwide educational awareness-project to distinguish explosives from Thai fruits. For example it could be tested if the Bodyguard condoms with strawberry taste would be recognised as such or , wrongly , as strawberries with banana body and therefore suspicious . A great task ahead of us . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I get Nana and Asok with On Nut as a 3rd choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Ahhh, you guys are missing the boat. Victory Monument is where you want to be. I claim it! Cheers, SD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Suadum rejected . You travel too mut , we cannot risk unsafe areas .I may grant you Thaksin Bridge til I see improved presence , elderly ladies from the Oriental but finanacial possibilities . Are you hansum ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I have this minute been contacted by Robinson Department Stores security people who are asking for inflatable tents round their open air bulk bra-selling sites . Openings for tent-security staff available . Bangrak branch only . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Chitlom available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 cAN i HAVE the BTS at JJ market? I can get cute Thai's on week days and cute farangs on weekends ;) ;0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentors Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Sala Daeng near Lumpini available? :content: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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