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In general I think people followed the "restrictions" included in the original post and in the future plan to do this every time I post.

 

Without naming anyone, would the poster who posted the link to Turkish wrestling please scroll to the beginning of this thread and read the fourth "restriction" again:

 

DO NOT POST if you have been drinking.

 

 

 

 

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No problem......I'm watching men's volleyball.
Beach or indoor? I think it makes a difference.
ah........in that case, indoor. I'd hate to give off a gay vibe.

 

I should have asked one further question, "Are you watching in person or on television?" Because, if in person, it's definitely gayer to prefer a sweaty gym over a beach full of chicks.

 

There's nothing gay about watching mens' volleyball at the beach. Wilt Chamberlain used to do it, and he claimed to have bonked more chicks than us. Pat Riley regularly watched, and I don't think he's gay either (he's just GMs a gay basketball team).

 

But beach volleyballers may be homophobic and, if I may further indulge myself, let me explain.

 

Above is State Beach. At the lower left is the 'green wall' at The Beach Club, which delineated the gay beach. The building at right center is the public toilet, right next to volleyball court #1 where the real men played and guys like the aforementioned hung out, whether playing or watching.

 

It was not uncommon to see a fairy in a leopard skin speedo get the living shit kicked out of him for unwittingly prancing through an ongoing game on court #1 on his way to the toilet. That's just the way things were and I'm glad times have changed for the most part.

 

 

friendship.jpg

 

Once fully oiled and bronzed, the gays only had to walk through a piss stenched tunnel under PCH to imbibe at a haven called the SS Friendship (the photo above is recent - not as 'rustic' looking as the old days).

 

But that place was subject to attack as well. High school pranks and shit. Even my own brother slung of a bucket full of fish guts across the bar on the way home from fishing. :(

 

Thanks for listening. It looks like I'm really in over my head on the issue of beach vs. indoor volleyball gayness. I will leave it to an unbiased professional with no emotional investment to be the judge.

 

PS. Looks like I fucked up the post by trying to fix a broken pic link. Oh well.

 

 

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I have been using the cs method to try to undo damage. Rather than searching for "big black cock" my search string is something like "small white dick hot thai chick" or "white dick big thai tits".

 

It seems to be working as I am now getting spam for viagra.

 

Wonder how long I have to do this to get off the gay list? It would be so much easier to just be tagged as a terrorist...

 

 

 

DO NOT POST if you have been drinking.

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No probs there...

Never has been...

NEVER will be

 

 

LOL

 

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body

 

Just love to gin hoi....

 

 

burrrrp.....

 

Thanks for your honest, concise and well written response. 100% heterosexual.

 

"gin hoi" is an important Thai phrase and also useful in seafood restaurants.

 

 

 

DO NOT POST if you have premature ejaculation issues.

 

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