Mekong Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 After the humiliation of a 5-0 defeat down under last series for one day at leat us limey's have bragging rites No doubt in true English style we will fuck up but I will enjoy it whilst it lasts Even as a Lancastrian I doff my cap to Joe Root the Yorkshire man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Right.....he was a bee's dick away from a "Duck".....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted July 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 DS That is why I love the game, second ball he should have been caught but he wasn't As an expat in Nakon Nowhere the Cricket keeps me sane, work, assholes, work assholes then Test Mach Special, Sad or sane? probably insane but I am happy in my insane world, Anderson will destroy you, He is a Lancastrian Boy, he eats chips and bowls a decent seamer good lad. Jesting aside, Th'Ashes keep me sane to be honest, if I have lived to see another series then it is another 2 years earnings the wife spends , Hand Palm Face emoticon. When you Aussies get one up us you brag, on the rare occasion we win I scream from the spires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 The Aussies are fucked. Haddin has slowed down and no longer has that spring which makes him catch the impossible, he also averages around 15 in his last 10 tests. Watson is like a carthorse that you just can't motivate to get a move on to the knackers yard. Johnson just can't work out how to bowl if he isn't on his favourite pitch. Then there's the rest of them. The only player I fear is Starc but he is fucked and with it so is the Aussies chances. They need to cast away their old boys and rebuild but they have left it far too late so will have to die a slow painful death with the likes of Siddle or Cummings coming in. Ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 The have all cleaned up their acts. Aussie cricketers play much better when you let them cut loose on the piss ... :drinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted July 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 Finished by Tea on day 3 how civilised a weekend on the piss in Birmingham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 4th Test. Trent Bridge. Day 1. England win the toss and elect to field. 4-1 (Rogers 0) 10-2 (Smith 4) 10-3 (Warner 0) 15-4 (Shaun Marsh 0) 21-5 (Voges 1) 29-6 (Clarke 10) 33-7 (Nevill 2) 46-8 (Starc 1) 47-9 (Johnson 13) 60-10 (Lyon 9) Australia all out for 60!! in 18.3 overs. Broad 8-15!! At time of posting England were 61-2 in reply. "18.3 overs is the quickest any team has ever been bowled out in the first innings of a Test match." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 Close of play day 1. Australia 60 all out! England 274-4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 And this is what I don't understand about cricket, if I am correct, it is entirely possible that the Poms will 'declare' at some point, allowing the Strynes to have another chance, wherein runs could be scored, then rain could stop the match before England get a second chance, allowing the Strynes to win. Unlikely, but possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 Wrong....that would be a Draw. I'm here doing every rain dance I can find on the net.. Umchucka wow wow.... and no...there will not be a video....LOL Far can disgusting Move over Clarkey....time to count your millions and enter the media ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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