The_Munchmaster Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story. A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn inchessss llong a aand aabbout twoo inchess ththiick... aaand rruns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, "Yes we do" She asks: " Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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