Old Hippie Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 We could have lived without part 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Part 3 has got to have Al Gore and global warming in it. Oh, yeah ... and Bernard Trink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Why is there a part 2? Surely the whole story has to be told before anyone can really comment on it? Obviously not. I'll be surprised if there is a Part 2 after all this. We may have adversely affected panadol's enthusiasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Well I'm on tender hooks/tenter hooks...part 2 please!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acockasian Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 PLEASE post Part 2... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizardKing Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Geez! Ya see, both the OP and God fucked up (yes, even He can). It should start as such: [color:purple]Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe that this actually happened to me, but it did...[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 I remember Penthouse Forum!! It taught me everything I know - including how to give women screaming orgasms where they gush EVERYWHERE!! :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 "Gush?" I keep telling you guys, that is piss! There is no gland in the female body that can produce and hold that volume of fluid and shoot it across the room except the bladder...plain and simple, you litterally fucked the piss out of her. Pissing like that can really stain a rug! especially if you don't clean it up right away! I usually hit it with Renewzit cleaner and freshener right away. I learned that technic when I was a guest at the white house a few years back, and a really hot intern, who was the daughter of a high ranking senator, took me into the Lincoln bed room for a romp. Seems I nailed her so good, she pissed buckets all over, and the maid staff came in and cleaned it up with out a trace. I banged the maid and she told me the secret for clean rugs...now my rugs, a priceless collection of Persian and Tibetan, have never been fresher. Ok, the OP got the wind up he wanted...now lets ignore him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Even so.......not a bad job to be able to fuck or lick a girl so well that she loses control of her bodily functions. A bit messy, perhaps though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 See my previous, now amended post for easy clean up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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