Flashermac Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 In the 1970s and early '80s, Thai BGs and freelancers were very uptight about anything except straight vaginal, preferably in the missionary position. Request a BJ and you'd be told bluntly, "Mouth for eating not fucking". Mention anal and she'd probably run screaming from the room. The prevalence of porn movies today has changed that. p.s. I had a colleague compalin to me about the BGs refusing to take off their bra in bed. That's one I never ran into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian2 Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 I'd agree, but I paid for it and didnt get anything resembling my money's worth. To this day, I wont go with a Viet. Still, one starfish in 10 years isnt worth cutting off my tallywhacker Or swearing off paying for it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 j2, I suspect that most of us know which 'painful practice' they would be referring to, and I think we can lay the 'blame' for that squarely at the foot of the porn industry. Our old mate Frede seemed to have watched an awful lot of Swedish erotica, and the Germans seem to have tightened all the straps up a notch - as a mate of mine used to say 'If you can think of a physical act, no matter how 'perverted', chances are that someone in Europe has given it a shot'. Internet Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 I'm sure swedes would be 'least favoured' with most women, not just Thai prostitutes, with cucumbers and bananas being 'most favoured'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horneytorney Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 bloody statistics! total bullshit! for BG Farang are Farang, no matter where they come from. they like japs for small size, cuming fast and overpaying! they do not like negros. most favoured are those from Foodland like me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huumlaar Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 I nearly brought up a rumour I heard once that they are all hung like elephants but decided not to because it encourages unkind remarks alleging personal experience. It could well account for the They most often seek painful practices remarks though. It's true (cough cough cough) so I've heard told, to me, (cough cough cough) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalo_bill Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 " Man Yeormany very good " is what I know . We can`t be No. 27 , this is totally unscientific . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamui Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 " Man Yeormany very good " is what I know . We can`t be No. 27 , this is totally unscientific . You are totally right. I hear the same frequently. We surely are no. 26. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobbledonk Posted January 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 'Yeormany' - good one. I spent time in BKK during the last World Cup, and pretty much every Thai I spoke to kept banging on about their favorite team, 'Yellowman'. Initially, I believed this to be a reference to the color of a team's jumper (I am a soccer ignoramus), but it eventually dawned on me that they were trying to say 'Germany'. I dont know if they would find 'Deutschland' any easier, but they seem to like country names that end in 'land', taking particular delight in 'bar Fin-land man' (For the linguists out there, I know Westerners struggle to make many of the sounds that Asian people take for granted. No matter how hard I try, I cant purse my lips correctly when trying to say 'Thank You' in Mandarin, so I simply fall back to the old standby 'share-share') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 The worse sex I ever had was still better than going without. Yes. But you might not be saying that if you were a bargirl who'd just had her arse drilled and face pissed (or even shat ) on for 3,000 baht, mate? jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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