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Vegan Ruins Xmas

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Yes she did.

 

My best mate, who is in NZ for the Xmas break (He lives elsewhere normally, but is here visiting for the Xmas) was divorced and a lovely Aussie lass (40-ish divorcee adult kids), saw a rich man, newly single, and trapped him. At first I thought she was a pleasant enough lass.

 

But two years on, she's flipped to Vegan. Oh and she's also got Celiac disease, so now she's Gluten Free. How she's managed, to live her previous 40-something years, eating animals and wheat products is a miracle!

 

So, Me and MLG are understandably busy during this time, but we made sure we had at least two evenings available to meet with my mate and his Vegan over this Xmas.

 

So, the quest for Vegan, Gluten Free restaurants begins. Now as you may imagine, Auckland is full of restaurants whose mission statements include " Vegan & Gluten Free Options" and are "Vegan & Gluten Free friendly".

 

And yet none of the 30-ish nosheries I suggested, are suitable. And my mate knows how to drive a Google, he couldn't find any place suitable either.

 

I can only put it down to this:

 

It's not the Animals and the Gluten.

 

It's the 58 year old meat-eating white male, happily in love with a 32 year old beautiful Lao girl, who still can't buy lotto tickets or alcohol, as the Kiwi shop staff still think she's under 18. We tried to visit the Casino once, nope.

 

This, contrasted with my mate's not unattractive, but aged Vegan, may just be a bit hard to bear. For the Vegan I mean.

 

Why do they have to be such C*nts?

 

 

 

any hoo

 

Merry Xmas all

 

 

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A buddy just called to wish me a Merry Christmas. His Mrs is a vegetarian (not a vegan), and so is her brother, who's out with them. However, bro-in-law's Mrs is omnivorous.They went to the Sizzler, a chain best known for its steaks but also its fantastic salads. His Mrs and her bro munched away happily on salads, soup and fruit, whilst he and sis-in-law gnawed on dead animals. No have Sizzler in Middle Earth?

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Haha Sizzler aka how to survive on a budget in Thailand

 

Go for lunch order the main course “to goâ€and pig out on the Salad Bar reheat the main course for evening meal

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Well my mate and I are going fishing at Dawn early in the new year, he'll leave the Vegan at the motel whilst he and I rendezvous at spot X.

 

He has said that if he catches any fish, I'll have to take them home, as she won't have the slaughtered sentient beings, in the same environs as her.

 

This Vegan is seriously fucking him around, I hope it doesn't all end in tears...

 

And this guy is very a high end brain, Dux of his high school, many medical specialities, boss of Intensive care of a mega hospital, flown around the world to give lectures on stuff...

 

She must be fantastic in bed, looking at her, you'd only think 'not- unpleasant, not too haggard'...

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