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Gentlemen,

I am missing posts full of rage or despair of the sudden departure of Royal Highness Harry and the Duchess of ? ( York?) moving to Canda. After having been tortured by the UK yellow press for too long the same yellow press is now upset about a kiss-my-ass answer. I can´t blame the couple. Finally it is a racist thing isn´t it?

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Careful out there...

UK: Number of Snapped Penises Hits New Record Because People Are Trying More “Risky” Positions After Watching Porn

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

The UK’s National Health Service just recorded a record number of ‘snapped penises’, with one of the reasons being because people are trying out more risky positions after watching porn.

According to NHS figures, 164 patients sought surgeon’s help in fixing their broken members, which represents a 38 percent increase in “fracture of penis” cases since 2014/15..

https://www.infowars.com/uk-number-of-snapped-penises-hits-new-record-because-people-are-trying-more-risky-positions-after-watching-porn/

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Just what exactly is a 'snapped penis'. I've tried some pretty off the wall stuff in my time and I cant imagine any scenario that could result in anything snapping. Sounds like fake news to me.

 

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1 hour ago, radioman said:

Just what exactly is a 'snapped penis'. I've tried some pretty off the wall stuff in my time and I cant imagine any scenario that could result in anything snapping. Sounds like fake news to me.

 

"Penile fracture is rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation. It sometimes also involves partial or complete rupture of the urethra or injury to the dorsal nerves, veins and arteries."

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Okay, maybe not so fake after all.

But using penis and rapid blunt force in the same sentence suggests my own 'experiments' might not be so extreme.

 

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Frightening prospects, got to be more careful then. Nonetheless I wish to draw the general attention on another subject which is vaginal spasm. Meaning the vagina contracts to a degree that the relevant gentleman is unable to withdraw from the battlefield. Which principally sounds not too bad but it needs medical treatment to loosen the relationship. No good.

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