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The Official "beer" Thread

31 March 2018 - 02:24

OK I will start

25 Reasons why Beer is Better than Women
You can have a beer in public
Beer stains wash out.
You don’t have to Wine and Dine beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out.
Beer is never late.
A beer never gets jealous when you grab another beer.
Hangovers go away.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.
If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
You can share a beer with your friends.
You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer.
Beer is always wet.
Beer doesn’t demand equality.
You can enjoy a beer all month long.
A beer doesn’t mind when you come.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
If you change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.

Aunties Murder Nissan

23 February 2018 - 06:17

BANGKOK — Sunday was the last straw for the Saengyotrakarns. Once, someone blocking their driveway kept them from getting to the hospital with a broken leg. Then there was the time their dad died because they couldn’t get him to the hospital in time.

Since they moved into their home in east Bangkok, people have always parked in front, blocking their driveway. So after one of the resident aunties went Lizzie Borden on a white Nissan Navara, smashing its windows Sunday with an axe, they went on the offensive today in the court of public opinion.

Full Story http://www.khaosoden...ing-killed-dad/

Afc U23

23 January 2018 - 12:56

Vietnam beat Qatar on Penalties to progress to Saturday final, the scenes in Vietnam you would have thought they had won it already

Every Mororcycle from every commune must have come to the provincial capital tonight, a sea of flags, flares, whistle and horns the police gave up and joined in the celebrations total chaos in a good king of way.

Looking forward to Saturday final now, it Vietnam win god knows what it will be like

The "bluey" Returns

23 December 2017 - 05:39


After 30 years of being forced to carry a crappy Burgundy "EU" Passport post BREXIT the "Olde Bluey" returns, and about bloody time

The EU passport is useless for frequent travellers even extended version is on 48 Pages, I am onto my fifth or sixth one in 25 years. My original "Old Bluey" was a hardback with 96 Pages so I hope the 96 pager is making a comeback.

I will be first in the Queue haha


The Ashes

23 November 2017 - 04:31

If you are not a Brit or an Aussie then "The Ashes" probably mean bugger all to you, much the same as World Series and Super Bowl mean jack shit to me.

But I am a Brit / Whinging Pom (if you hadn't noticed) and made more interesting because I share an office with an Aussie, bragging rites etc

To the uninitiated "What are The Ashes?" A Cricket Test Series between England and Australia. Back in   1882 Australia beat England for the first time on English soil at the Oval and the headlines read "English Cricket has died and the body will be cremated and the Ashes taken to Australia"

The following series was in Australia and the English Captain Ivo Bligh vowed "To Regain Those Ashes"  and English Media were quick to pick up on this and labelled the tour as "The Quest to Regain the Ashes"

England won the series and were presented with a 15CM / 6" tall terracotta urn said to contain "The Burnt Ashes" of a bail by a group of women in Melbourne amongst whom was Florence Morphy who ended up marrying Ivo Bligh the English Captain.

And hence it all began "The Ashes Series" aka Bragging Rites

Dumb stupid facts amuse me