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Can’T Get The Bloody Lid Off

14 May 2018 - 15:40

For the past 3 Decades or so I have been knocking University Graduares in Engineering saying “They Can Calculate the Voume of a Jar of Jam but can’t get the bloody  lid off”as in know it all in theory but no practical experience,

I have been proven wrong, ot is not the jar of Hartley’s I summised but a basic “Fray Bentos”Pie, the food which built an empire, after eating ot one had a combined beer mat an ashtray with the tin.

Poor Smowflakes, can’t get the fucking lid off.   Haha


The Fall Of Saigon

30 April 2018 - 02:53

30 April 1975 it is a national holiday here in Vietnam “Renuification Day


Oh It Is A Boy

23 April 2018 - 14:36

So fucking what, another waster being paid form the civil list another drain on society, much the same as bloody immigrants, Royals, Dolies and immigrants difficult to tell them apart nowadays.

And you wonder why I left? Bunch of parasites the lot of them and the UK public lap it up like morons total knowheads if they were to ask my opinion but then again who would ask the opinion of a republican whom praises Lenin (Right Idea)

No Doubt in today’s society it will be brought up gender neutral given its “Save Space”fuck off grow a set.

Yes I maybe a Bolshevik bastard, if you don’t like it you can fuck off, in a polite way of course, sorry got off my backside left school did my apprenticeship worked my way up the ladder without ever taking one single penny from the state, the way my father diode and his father before him, we have pride in working for what we have earned.

27 years Thailand has been my home / hiding place, how many people could say that, come form a sink hole estate and worked ones way up , I have lost count outf the hundreds of people I have seen come and go in that time yet stayers I could count on two hands

I dislike Royalty as much as I dislike Social Securety Claiments, Motjers Claiming Child Benefit and Immigrants which is probably why I like Thailand, if you have your money to support Visa you can have one   ....   if you don’t have it get off your fucking arse and earn it,

OK rant over but why is this “Front Page News”in the Country I have a passport from, no wonder we all fuck off

The Official "beer" Thread

31 March 2018 - 02:24

OK I will start

25 Reasons why Beer is Better than Women
You can have a beer in public
Beer stains wash out.
You don’t have to Wine and Dine beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out.
Beer is never late.
A beer never gets jealous when you grab another beer.
Hangovers go away.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.
If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
You can share a beer with your friends.
You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer.
Beer is always wet.
Beer doesn’t demand equality.
You can enjoy a beer all month long.
A beer doesn’t mind when you come.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
If you change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.

Aunties Murder Nissan

23 February 2018 - 06:17

BANGKOK — Sunday was the last straw for the Saengyotrakarns. Once, someone blocking their driveway kept them from getting to the hospital with a broken leg. Then there was the time their dad died because they couldn’t get him to the hospital in time.

Since they moved into their home in east Bangkok, people have always parked in front, blocking their driveway. So after one of the resident aunties went Lizzie Borden on a white Nissan Navara, smashing its windows Sunday with an axe, they went on the offensive today in the court of public opinion.

Full Story http://www.khaosoden...ing-killed-dad/