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iSN'T THERE a saying about "Caught in the lights like a deer"?
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He's carrying her back to front
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Democrat Slams 3 Years Of Education Written Out Of Constitution
My Penis is hungry replied to Flashermac's topic in News
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I know i am a leftie, but before we declare war on toast, is the toast really toast? Many times i have seen people warmbread,and declare "Toast" when it's still just white warm bread. REAL toast is a good brown colour,for me virging on black, for others a lighthoney brown. But brown is what toast is. Now i know in the U$A you can't have real bread, its sugar content so high the bread never goes goes brown,it gets hot, then explodes in flames. However, Mr Bubi, i ask, before we declare war, was it toast? Or just warm bread!
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I can dance!
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I have had that, it works better with two gals, one the Ice and and one Hot Tea,
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Divorce versus Murder A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The Pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife. The Pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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What Film (Movie) Have You Just Watched?
My Penis is hungry replied to The_Munchmaster's topic in The board bar
Machette Kills what a gem, and star studded cast. Abd prophetic. We need to pull down that wall that stops us going into Mexico -
6 inches? Fark, I'm not pissing beside him! I've met women who's clit can give me a challenge in length
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The New Zealand Herald And The Thai Sex Trade
My Penis is hungry replied to buffalo_bill's topic in General discussion
My point was sarcasm, many girls I suspect dancing were younger than 18 as recent as a few years back, borrow big sis ID or a friends card, no problem. There was a bar in Nana now closed which oddly had both I believe a number of under 18, as well as over 35 girls. More than a few bars in Cowboy had girls of dubious age. Few people want to admit this though I suspect. I suspect some are still out there. Thai places oddly didn't have as many suspect girls. I'm talking about none of them under 15 are the article, more like 16 and many 17 - still well below age in Thailand or your home country. A Thai friend working for a good NGO outfit said most have left the Thai & Western bar scene, and soapies under the Junta, one of the good things they did, and moved into places more hidden. Where I have no idea. And what do you do if you find one? As Bust said, get out of my face, but other than that, what? Any NGO trust worthy not to involve dodgy cops? NGO's like mentioned in the article, I often suspect are really just income machines for the people running them. They don't find anyone, but then again, do hey really look? Think about it, they hang out in Cowboy, drinking beer, looking for underage girls that have long been moved on, while funded from NZ and elsewhere - what a dodgy job! -
Auschwitz Survivor Is World's Oldest Man, Guinness Says
My Penis is hungry replied to Flashermac's topic in Non-Thailand News
I notice they don;t ask what is the reason for your long life. Bloody lucky I'd answer -
The New Zealand Herald And The Thai Sex Trade
My Penis is hungry replied to buffalo_bill's topic in General discussion
Article is obviously bullshit, <<Matt takes a sip of lukewarm local beer>> No Thai beer is luke warm - he would put ice in the beer if he was living here I've only ever seen girls aged 30 and above working in the go-gos. Never any younger -
I always boast about how small mine is. Read my posts
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The Ukraine–European Union Association Agreement
My Penis is hungry replied to limbo's topic in General discussion
What is it and what does it mean, I like topless blondes -
Yiam Siam's style is closest to my own I'd guess
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Five Injured After Attempted Robbery At Chinatown Gun Shop
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Nor a BB gun The Chinese - hmm, really didn't someone expect this? Have all these tourists and not get Chinese mafia types trying to come in? -
I'm not sure if he told us or not? either way I'm still clueless with a small penis. Panadol, when you get back from 7/11 buying dish washing liquid, tell us the rest!
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"You'll be fine," the Doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery. "But," she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, Doctor?" The Surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye. The girl was alarmed. "What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?" He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."