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  1. Mary Ellen Mark - great photographer http://www.theguardi...phs-in-pictures A pic from Indian brothel
  2. Fantastic TV series, that and the one about vampires.
  3. Never tried that one, but the roof top of Landmark I went a few times, not as good as New York steakhouse, was good, not exceptional
  4. I grew up with these wondering around the streets - explains a lot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwTpzEYHbGc
  5. On my first trip here I was more than a bit dissapointed, I like small tits, I like also other sized trip. In what was then the last bar on right of Soi Cowboy, just before the dutch inn, (not sure that was there even) was a bar with one girl, amazing body and big full tits, so big and full they pointed down I didn't mind, till she was on top and the full part decided to start emptying itself, Then I discovered why they looked so full Was quite odd, kinky, and she apologized, if her tits didn't get emptied, they leak a LOT 6 months later she was back to being a small tit thai girl.
  6. That's it! I hosted two meals there, and ate at the expense of others a few times, was very good.
  7. Great pic of the DarLek. Flasher - The average Aussie chick is pretty good to be honest
  8. For Coss - Chicks with Dicks
  9. Going back many years, the only steakhouse was the one at the Marriott? Did you ever go there? That one I loved, thinking about it, pricing wasn't that different.
  10. It's so easy to find a model in Thailand, not so easy in Australia More contributions please
  11. So I was sitting in the beer garden in Soi 7 a number of years ago late in the morning, to see who came before lunch. Mongering can get boring in the mornings unless you have a ritual, mine was mongering in the morning. I sat with my beer, no doubt hiding my unmanly recent brothel spa bath shame, when I spotted in the corner what has been called a "spinner", a diminutive darling. She smiled, I smiled, and we shared and obvious mutual desire for love of satisfying paid sexual bliss. I bought her a beer, I had another, Thinking this will be a lot of fun, I sneakily took a then just released onto the market in Thailand a blue viagra pill. I will be HARD for this encounter! So I suggested concluding our lust with a spot of fornication in a nearby hotel. Not so fast, Seems diminutive Thai girls, all Thai girls I have fond, if not fed between 12.06 and 12.24 noon, they get very crabby. So she shuttled out for food and ate a bowl of something of scientific interest I am sure. She returns, tells me she had Gang Jert she tells me, or Tom Jert, no idea who this but she's happy. We finished up one more beer, not to worry as it gave the Viagra time to kick in, my cheeks flushed as she drank the last of a Singha, now fueled up for her work for the next hour or so. Little did she know I was fueled up too! In the taxi I had an odd experience, Thai girls, as opposed to Thai men, usually give bad head, and never somewhere interesting like the back of a Taxi. Pretending to be tired, exaggerated yawn and all, she put her head in my lap and digs out my one eyed soldier, excellent! Amazing! I glance guiltily at the taxi driver, no response to a sleeping Thai girl! Viagra kicks in HARD Get to the short time around the corner, and then I discover putting a rock hard member back in it's place is not easy without being seen while paying a Taxi, so he gets a big tip from the 100 baht note. We find a room and once inside she drops to her knees to continue her attack. Not hard for her to get attention from my one eyed friend, he's standing to attention like the goo soldier he is, Wonderful sensations as she works on the little one eyed soldier, until I notice she's gagging a little. Odd - my massive 4 inches hard has never gagged a girl before, she must have a small mouth, Gags some more and then LUNCH Her LUNCH is biblical and has a second coming, All over my cock, My very HARD and not shrinking but now vomit smelly as she hurls a second time over my cock and pants, I have what looks like seaweed and noodles dripping from a flag pole, It looks like a kinky Disney National Flag for mermaids She's still below me, shyly smilling as she heaves the last of her Tom jert into her hand, I am still at attention and can't focus, seaweed and noodle vomit everywhere. My pants are also covered in this memorial day tribute to mermaids and king Neptune. The smell, it reminds me of, a spa bath in a brothel I went to recently, She smiles, gags slightly, and tells me "No charge ok?" Excellent, a free blowjob!
  12. (I think I met her in Cambo, after a substandard blow job I kicked him out.)) Definitatly a woman. I am told men know how to go ve a good blow job, not that I'd know.
  13. Chai Yo, that's it, seems so odd at a wedding.
  14. Hey! I also got my knees sucked in a whore house! That has to count for something~
  15. Any bet the countries of the airlines who are "overcrowding" are those that called into question Thai Airlines safety recently?
  16. Is it the toast they do at formal functions? That's weird
  17. Relax, i think it's called humour, a dreadful affliction and something BB must have caught while assisting with non-germans
  18. However, given you said <<Guys, I'm coming, >> This could also imply something far more devious and dirty. I applaud Bust's filthy thoughts, and I am sure he has a fideo of himself slip slop and slapping.
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