Old Hippie Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 O.k. so today I went over to Berkeley. Had a few things to take care of...1) look at hot Uni girls walking around 2) buy a sweat shirt 3) look at hot Uni girls 4) eat at one of the Indian Buffets, then head down to Little Cambodia, to look at more hot Asian girls... So I park my car, and walk over to the restaurant (Indian, called Viceroy, lunch Buffet, $8.99 USD+ tax)on the way, I cross the street, thinking nothing of it...cop on a bike pulls up, and demands my driver's license...or some ID, as I told him I didn't have a license with me... Long story short, I got nailed for Jay walking! talk about chicken shit write ups! basically, I crossed when the little "cross the street light" wasn't on...ohhh, big felon...naturally, I was a smart ass about it all, (once these guys start writing, there is no going back, might as well make them feel your wrath) and really gave him some shit...citation and amount of fine/options will arrive in 5-10 days...I told Him I was leaving the country in 2 weeks, I'd worry about it when I got back...fucking asshole! O.k. rant over, needed to vent...discuss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyfarang2547 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 It's a little scam game...money for the coffers. The bicycle cop has to justify his gravy train. The jerks that set up speed checks during rush hour to harass honest hard working people on their way to work get me going as well. :onfire: I'm sure Oakland is a safer place... tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 The line " I think it's wonderful you have finally found a way to justify your existance, but please don't do it at my expense " usually works well. Then walk off while they ponder that revelation. Worked once for me with a security guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 He must have had a ticket quota for the day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 ...you left out the part about the strip search...you are in the Bay area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 If you had no ID, did you give him your real name and address? I would have given him the name "Charles Manson" and the address of San Quinton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 At least you didn't also get a parking ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
passingthru69 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Strip search, Well OH might of liked that surprised he did'nt hassle him for not having ID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian2 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Hey, he just saw this extremely suspicious looking character and used the jay walking bust to check you out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Moth Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Years ago, a friend of my parked his car in a public parking lot, rear side in. He got a ticket because only parking front side in was allowed. He got pissed and made many calls to the police department trying to find justice. Finally, someone at the police department straightened him out - he told him the entire police budget was funded by bullshit parking tickets. Having received an honest explanation, he paid the fine. At least he knew why he was getting fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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