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I may seem proud and I may act gay

That's just a pose, I'm not that way.

Cause deep down in my heart I say,

I surrender, dear.

 

Or in a sort of German, thanks to Babelfish:

 

Ich kann stolz scheinen und ich kann homosexuell fungieren

Das ist eine Haltung, ich sind nicht so gerecht.

Verursachen Sie tiefen Abstieg in meinem Herzen, das ich sage,

Ich übergebe, lieb.

 

 

 

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"...God I love my mid life "crisis"..."

 

 

I am loving mine, but lack proper money to do it right. I am however pricing a new Motorcycle!

 

"...P.S. Will only kiss you (not in a Gay way, of course)if it's a "make up" and you stop Hating me....LOL....By the way....what did I do to deserve the "Honour" of being hated by you????

Thought you only hated Thai females... "

 

 

With proper clothing and Makeup, you make a decent looking Thai girl, all be it an old one, and thus, NOT GAY! And you know damned well why I hate you!

 

 

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OK - If OH and Helmut are going to post in German can they also post the same thing in Inglish so I know what the fuck is going on?

 

 

Nein, und fick dich ins knie, du hund. :beer: (sorry Dog, couldn't resist)

 

But like Die Toten Hosen already said;

 

Ficken, bumsen, blasen, alles auf den rasen :bangit:

 

(eisgekuehlter Bummerlunder, Bummerlunder eisgekhuelt) USW

 

Und jetzt, haut weg die scheisse :beer::drunk::_party::hippie:

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you actually read the posts? I don't mind being corrected, but I prefer when the correction is actually correct. I wrote that OH should remove the "ein" not the "bin". "Ich bin Berliner" is correct. "Ich bin ein Berliner" means "I am a jelly donut"--perhaps JFK's intention, but we'll never know now. "Ich Berliner" is simply horribly wrong, a mistake no student should make on his second day of German at any level of instruction.

 

Actually i have explained it wrong, got confused. JFK still said it all right. ICH BIN EIN BERLINER has nothing to do with the Jelly Donut! When he said EIN he basically said I am "ONE OF YOU", Berlin people would say it this way in their own dialekt! In "Hochdeutsch" you could argue if it was perfect or not, but it wasn't wrong rather old fashioned since many older people are talking this way in Germany!

 

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OK - If OH and Helmut are going to post in German can they also post the same thing in Inglish so I know what the fuck is going on?

 

 

English:

Sorry honey today I can't have sex with you.

 

German:

Entschuldige Liebling, heute kann ich nicht mit Dir ficken!

 

BG English

Teerak jaa!!! Today me no time you boom boom

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I may seem proud and I may act gay

That's just a pose, I'm not that way.

Cause deep down in my heart I say,

I surrender, dear.

 

Or in a sort of German, thanks to Babelfish:

 

Ich kann stolz scheinen und ich kann homosexuell fungieren

Das ist eine Haltung, ich sind nicht so gerecht.

Verursachen Sie tiefen Abstieg in meinem Herzen, das ich sage,

Ich übergebe, lieb.

 

 

 

 

 

Ich kann Sie Herr versichern, ich bin nicht ein poofta!

 

I am assuring you, I am not a poofta. I hope that is what I said...lest I run into a giant German pooft... :dunno:

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