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Very funny. Reminded me of C.G. Leland's (1824-1903) De Maiden Mit Nodings On

 

Perhaps an insight to Pattaya!

 

 

De Maiden Mit Nodings On

 

 

Der noble Ritter Hugo

Von Schwillensaufenstein,

Rode out mit shper and helmet,

Und he coom to de panks of de Rhine.

 

Und oop dere rose a meermaid,

Vot hadn't got nodings on,

Und she say, "Oh, Ritter Hugo,

Vhere you goes mit yourself alone?"

 

And he says, "I rides in de creenwood,

Mit helmet und mit shpeer,

Til I coomes into ein Gasthaus,

Und dere I trinks some beer."

 

Und den outshpoke de maiden

Vot hadn't got nodings on:

"I don't dink mooch of beoplesh

Dat goes mit demselfs alone.

 

"You'd petter coom down in de wasser,

Vhere dere's heaps of dings to see,

Und hafe a shplendid tinner

Und drafel along mit me.

 

"Dere you sees de fisch a schwimmin',

Und you catches dem efery von:"--

So sang dis wasser maiden

Vot hadn't got nodings on.

 

"Dere ish drunks all full mit money

In ships dat vent down of old;

Und you helpsh yourself, by dunder!

To shimmerin' crowns of gold.

 

"Shoost look at dese shpoons und vatches!

Shoost see dese diamant rings!

Coom down and fill your bockets,

Und I'll giss you like efery dings.

 

"Vot you vantsh mit your schnapps und lager?

Coom down into der Rhine!

Der ish pottles der Kaiser Charlemagne

Vonce filled mit gold-red wine!"

 

Dat fetched him - he shtood all shpell pound;

She pooled his coat-tails down,

She drawed him oonder der wasser,

De maiden mit nodings on.

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Thank every one for nice welcome!

 

I hope to join many discussions here in the future. But you must know I very busy. Some people maybe can have businesses and stay up all night and fuck all day and still write much on internet. I sorry I not able to do same.

 

Some of you ask good question or comment. Mr. Nervous_Dog. About my investment in Royal Garden I can only say that it is through a special arrangement with some important people--not through stock exchange! Mr. Christian Troy I not tell truth about Dusit hotel. I am buying hotel to take down but not Dusit. I can not say hotel name because might have problem. But later I can say name and have party also and can make discount for board members. (Name not Wellkome Inn. :) ) I think you have business here also. Maybe can meet next week and talk about many thing.

 

Mr. Elef thank you for say I write like American. You know I only study one week there so I am happy you think same.

 

Mr. EEE I hope to post more in future.

 

Mr. Boring_Man...please don't push the envelope.

 

Mr. Hippie I sorry maybe you think I make problem.

 

I vant to talk more now but have problem with Somchai. Maybe talk more later.

 

Thanks

 

 

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Mr. Christian Troy I not tell truth....

maybe can meet next week and talk about many thing.

 

Sure thing, and we can talk in German the entire time, isn't that refreshing? We also can talk about your investment in Royal Garden which must be very relaxing for you since the new bigger and better Entertainment Complex on Soi 13 is opening in 6 month. I hope I don't destroy your reputation when you will be seen with a pimp. Looking forward to it!

 

I hope you won't be in trouble to be seen with a pimp.

 

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