Any New Jokes

[The_Munchmaster]

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

 

[The_Munchmaster]

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.

 

Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's love juice?"

 

Dad looks horrified so tells Billy all about sex.

 

Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.

 

Dad says, "So what were you watching?"

 

"Wimbledon" Billy replies.

 

[The_Munchmaster]

Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

 

Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"

 

 

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[163]

Essex girl goes out on the town, big night out, usual story, drunk and disorderly, gets into a knife fight, gets shanked, blood everywhere, goes to A&E.

Doctor examines here but can't find the wound.

He says, 'I don't know where you're bleeding from.'

She says, 'I'm from bleedin' Billericay, inn'I, now f***** sew me up, you c***.'

[Flashermac]

[Flashermac]

[Flashermac]

Moron!

 

[Flashermac]

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