BelgianBoy Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Sounds like a " Pyramid scheme " .....surprising how popular these seem to be ( don`t know if its just an Isaan thing or country-wide ).There are several versions often involving dubious herbal remedies.The MO is always the same of course - new members have to be recruited which involves buying a starter pack with a small sample of the product.Then they have to recruit new members etc etc.Complicated plans set out the huge returns that are possible for new members if they are successfull.One I saw claims that a member in Khon Kaen bought a new Lamborghini with the profits ( with a pic as proof ).Amazing how some people still fall for this stuff Amway still gets away with this as well.....worldwide scam ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". BOAT OWNER: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife, but very rarely. IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one". BOAT OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding. TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themself to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare. VIRGO You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually gay and the majority of Virgo women are whores. LIBRA You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. SCORPIO You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes. SAGITTARIUS You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest. CAPRICORN You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centred cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy. AQUARIUS You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights. PISCES You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick. Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/search/2?q=stupid%20cunt#ixzz3IGsUYdZC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted November 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Cruel but funny..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 A Lawyer, an Illegal Alien, a Pathological Liar, a Muslim, a Communist and a Black Guy walk into a Bar. Bartender asks.... "What'll it be, Mr. President?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted November 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. "Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , "My point exactly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coss Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Man's wife is in a coma in the ICU. Nothing has worked for her. The doc takes the husband aside and says, "we've tried everything. Nothing has worked. However, sometimes if you perform oral sex on them, they snap out of it. Are you willing to try it?" The husband says, "of course, if you think it will help." So, he walks in and they draw the curtains to give them privacy. A minute or two later the EKG flat-lines. She codes and dies. The doctor says "I don't understand, what happened." The guys says, "Well I'm no doctor, but I think she choked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of "Being and Nothingness." He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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