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Singers Who Cannot Sing


Fiery Jack

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Been listening to some live bootlegs recently and it strikes me that certain persons passing themselves off and earning good brass as "vocalists" are wholly actually incapable (in a live setting, unaided by studio production) of carrying a tune. :relieved:

 

Prime offenders (and I know Sileakhunt's going to get browned off with me about this first one... :rolleyes: )

 

1. The bloke out of New Order. F*ck me, that clown cannot sing at all. Live, he's shockingly flat and all over the shop. I know he stepped gamely up to the mike after Ian Curtis :rip: (who could just about croon in tune, give or take a note or two â?? see the Joy Division live album whose name I forget â?? but had a great voice) topped himself, but, really, christ knows how he passed the audition. :doah:

 

2. That dopehead feller Ian Brown that now does (very good :up: ) solo stuff. Have a look at some live Stone Roses stuff on Youtube. Jesus, he sounds like a deaf bloke with ten pints inside him having a go at karaoke. :nono:

 

3. That tart Siouxsie out of the Banshees. I saw them live once and she was wailing and screeching like a tom cat going under the wheels of a speeding lorry, nowhere near the melody. :shocked:

 

Yes, some of my favourite "singers" are not at all technically outstanding. It's not necessary for rock and roll and/or pop. But at least they can sing in tune, and those three chancers listed above can't. :down:

 

Any I've missed?

 

jack :help:

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