USVirgin Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 I was quick enough to spit my drink elsewhere than on the computer screen for that one. Funny as fuck, though! PS. Slow connection right now - I meant the line about our boy YF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Is that an offer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 I am standing by to rule on this thread. I of Course voted NO on all accounts! Did rogie vote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallenda Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Had a stupid close encounter -- went in a tad too drunk to a bar with hostesses. One came over and wiggled in. Very sweet, was very good at the teach me English game. After awhile we were pointing at different things (bottle, table, chair, nose, eyes, etc) and she said 'you are a man' and then 'i am a boy'. Oh you silly thing, no, no, you are a GIRL. Ha ha. That's so cute. Well things went on for awhile til the thought crept into my mind: uh, she actually seems to know a fair bit of vocab -- maybe she was serious. Determined to get to the bottom of this, at one point I accidentally brushed up against her chest: 100% foam. No breast matter whatsoever in there. Not looking good. Now what was the damage? A good bit of me massaging her thighs, a bit of rubbing up against each other, a few kisses but no tongues. Actually I left wondering if it could possibly be true. Not sure. So this was a month ago. Last night I finally got the nerve to go back. She immediately came over. Hadn't had any drinks this time. Checked her out. Fucking boy. Well, didn't stick around this time. It's so messed up that they will do that to customers -- hide boys amongst their girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldFun Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 whats wrong with the try everything once concept? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 There's some things I don't want to try once, like a LB or falling from a condo in Pattaya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frede Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 went in a tad too drunk to a bar with hostesses. Yeh...... 'you are a man' and then 'i am a boy'. Oh you silly thing, no, no, you are a GIRL. Ha ha. That's so cute. Yeh...... Determined to get to the bottom of this, uh hu. I accidentally brushed up against her chest: Go on....... a few kisses but no tongues. And..... Actually I left wondering if it could possibly be true. Old Hippie......guilty of gayness of innocent and green? Please pass a ruling. :question: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Shit man, I want to know how he found out it was a man? The best part is left out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 I have ruled on this, but in hind sight, I have to rerule it "Pretty damned gay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frede Posted August 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 I second that ruling. And pass sentence that from here on in, let the record reflect, that wendella bats for the other side and is guilty of closet gayness. I hereby end this thread. :content: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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