Al Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 my friend says he never had to wank until he got married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frede Posted September 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Isn't there a club meeting/convention coming up soon for those who luv to pull their pud? Yes, its held in Naughty Boys' corner, we are taking a day off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 my friend says he never had to wank until he got married. Must have married a farang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acockasian Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 I have more than I care to admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Wives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acockasian Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Resorted to the morally wrong sin of whacking it. Jacking off. Spanking the monkey. I am not proud but this is a frede thread and that, in itself, requires a higher moral standard as far as honesty goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallenda Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Ah yeah, I remember my first... age 12, to a pic of bikini clad Jacqueline Bisset in The Deep. An experience both wonderful and, well, traumatizing. Had no idea what that was that just shot out of me. Must be cancer. After a few more such moments, and the realization I was probably not fatally ill, I went through women rather quickly (a foreshadowing of things to come): Julie from Welcome Back Kotter, Morgan Fairchild, Adrienne Barbeau, Nastassja Kinski, and many more, all fell before me, conquered by my demon seed. Soon I was doing most of the women in the office, no one was safe. Anyway, jump to modern day: yeah, if I don't bring something home, it never stops me having sex anyway. Can be a pretty good way to refine your desires and figure out exactly what works for you -- which is good preparation for when the real thing happens. If you spot some girl who turns you on in a way, then by doing your 'rehearsal' you can hone in on what it is about her that turns you on, and the awareness of that can increase the excitement when the real moment comes. For me anyway. So for me, almost every day. I'll avoid it if I have a good idea I'll be doing the real thing later on, cuz I've had a few moments where I ended up with a wet dream come true (no pun intended!) and wasn't able to fully perform. Can think of 2 such moments in the last 5 yrs, but 2 of the absolute hottest ones I've gotten my hands on. So it's definitely a weapon not to be handled indiscriminately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallenda Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Is this an appropriate post? People from all over the globe read this board. I, for one, will not partake in a post such as this! Maybe I'm missing your irony, but this entire forum is inappropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USVirgin Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 Julie from Welcome Back Kotter, Morgan Fairchild, Adrienne Barbeau, Nastassja Kinski, and many more, all fell before me, If one of them wasn't Farrah Faucet, shame on you! And if one of them was Brooke Shields, shame on you as well! She was under-age. Of course, I never had a in that era, being raised as a Catholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 I never understood how these religious types were able to get by with out having any sexual relief... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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