ChristianTroy Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Christmans Eve 1am, having a bad day because of medication, however I decided instead of a lovely girl I am taking home a double cheese from MC Donalds (a place to avoid because usually you got an arab in front of you who's taking it 10 minutes to order an Ice Cream) Anyways i was prepared to have an Arab in front of me (which I had) when i heard a loud Manchester accent speaking voice, "HEY BITCH - HOLD ME TIGHT" it came from an about 20 yo FATGUY from England, with a T-Shirt saying "Germans Killed My Father" other than that he was wearing red sweat pants, brown sandals and white socks. The "Bitch" he was referring to was one hell of a beauty, I am tempted to say THE BEAUTY i have seen in 2008, curly long hair, smooth skin, about 28yo, wearing a wrap around summer skirt down to her shoes and a lovely long top, big eyes and if I wasnt in Thailand i would swear she is mexican. Enough Profiling the reason for FATASSES outburst was because he wasn't able to walk alone anymore, he was completely shitfaced, red faced, sweating like a pig and he was treating this girl like shit. Hey I was just waiting for my Double Cheese and i was confident he would be able to embarrass himself enough when he gets home with this Beauty. I haven't finished my thought and was looking at this stunning girl he was ranting again. "Bla Bla Shithole Mc Donalds (long pause) in England you are served faster" (he didnt order yet) more "Bla Bla Bla.... in England the brugers are better" I started boiling "Bla Bla Bla .... in England they don't serve terrorists" (referring to the ince cream arab in front of me) I was ready... "Bla Bla Bla... in England..." I interrupted him and said "In England this beuty would go home with me and someone would knock you out asshole" (everyone was laughing) He was trying to walk into my direction, she let him go and he fell straight on his face. SOM NAM NA Merry Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 So, did you get the girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drogon Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 My girlfriend too is 28 years old and she has big round eyes....luckily she is not in pattaya and wouldn't even come close to such a fatass. Great CT, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Nice CT, maximum respect! But in England the burgers do taste better...so he got that bit right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pe7e Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 You normally talk sense Faustian, but to say they taste better in the UK is just plain wrong, MC Donalds taste like shite EVERYWHERE. :smirk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Score "1" for the good guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck6660 Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Merry Christmas CT! Wish I would have been there to see that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonjon058 Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 ..too bad the Germans didn't kill his father sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Germans were killing Brits less than 20 years ago? Where was this? At a soccer match riot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 ...this guy must have read my book about, "How to treat a lady"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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