teddy Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Next time you get on a flight and the guy next to you is an asshole or the lady won't keep her kids coralled from kicking your back .... follow the instructions below .... 1. Remove your laptop from its briefcase; 2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully: 3. Turn it on, as well as the sound; 4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking; 5. Access the Internet; 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven; 7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamui Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 9. After landing wait in your seat until the police arrive to arrest you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 It would still be worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Also advise people next to you that if you dose off - to wake you just before the number/time gets close to zero. That you have to be awake at this specific time. If still on ground, make a pretend cell phone call and ask your 'friend' if he/she has you will secured and in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faustian Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 I'm trying it next flight...I always end up with some annoying fat snoring fuck next to me Wish me luck! Much coolness btw teddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbaron Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Awesome - love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Next time you get on a flight and the guy next to you is an asshole or the lady won't keep her kids coralled from kicking your back .... follow the instructions below .... 1. Remove your laptop from its briefcase; 2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully: 3. Turn it on, as well as the sound; 4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking; 5. Access the Internet; 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven; 7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you. 9. Keep looking at them with a smile on your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkoktraveler Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 That would be a cool screen saver at internet cafes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I just opened the link...how long until the FBI breaks my door down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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