cavanami Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 The new pain in the azz for flying! More useless "security"... Airline passengers see tighter security Airline passengers see tighter security Passengers flying to US get patdowns, new rules following attempted terrorist attack http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Airline-passengers-see-apf-2678313752.html?x=0&sec=topStories&pos=main&asset=&ccode= Extra pat-downs before boarding. No getting up for the last hour of the flight. More bomb-sniffing dogs. Airports worldwide tightened security a day after a passenger tried to light some kind of explosive on a flight into Detroit. The Transportation Security Administration wouldn't say exactly what it was doing differently on Saturday. It didn't need to. Passengers getting off flights from overseas reported being told that they couldn't get out of their seat for the last hour of their flight. Air Canada also said that during the last hour passengers won't be allowed access to carry-on baggage or to have any items on their laps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Hoy Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 How about just stopping Middle Easterners from getting visas to the U.S.? Submitting them to strip searches if they want to board a plane in the Western world? HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 That would certainly weed a few out Hugh. But the guy in Detroit was from Nigeria so I guess you may want to broaden it a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robaus Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Yeah, I'm all in favour of Israelis having their travel rights restricted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Kong Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 How about just stopping Middle Easterners from getting visas to the U.S.? Submitting them to strip searches if they want to board a plane in the Western world? HH Penn Jillette has proposed a new, low security airline called "Bacon & a Kiss". All you have to do to board is eat a piece of bacon and kiss a male flight attendant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 But a lot of the rag head camel pumpers already kiss other men...they claim it is cultural...it is of course gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Hoy Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Ok...secondary screening would require them to lean against a camel. If the wannabe passenger gets a woody, deny him boarding. HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Yeah, I'm all in favour of Israelis having their travel rights restricted. Damn right! We'll teach those bastards to hijack planes and blow them up full of innocent passengers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Ok...secondary screening would require them to lean against a camel. If the wannabe passenger gets a woody, deny him boarding. HH I don't want the job of checking if they get a woody or not. That would be worse than having to go through all their dirty underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Yeah' date=' I'm all in favour of Israelis having their travel rights restricted. [/quote'] Damn right! We'll teach those bastards to hijack planes and blow them up full of innocent passengers. Get with the program, the Zionists pay the Arabs to do this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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