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Anyone that bitchy could indeed be gay, next time someone seems him and see if his belt matches his shoes, that is a sure sign of potential gayness...also mind the drinks he orders, Whiskey, not gay, unless in a whiskey sour or other proven gay drink...vodka and cranberry...? GAY! Also mind the wine he drinks, french wines are GAY! Non french is generally ok.

 

Make these observations, and report back...however be advised that paying that much attention to another man may also be gay...unless you are carrying proper credentials.

 

I therefore, and hereby temporarily deputize you as observer for potential gayness, this does NOT allow you to make ot issue rulings, but it does allow you to infiltrate and gather data without a gay judgement being made against you.

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It seems that most of us at the forefront of gay rulings have a background in the airline industry.

 

Just sayin'...

 

 

AH yes' date=' but you and Perv worked the front line...frankly with his bitchy nature, I am surprised Perv never went for flight attendant, maybe because he was too damned short? Where as I did do a brief stint on the front, then went for the better paying and more manly area of Ramp and mechanic.

 

Last I heard from Ramon, he was off to visit some older Aussie guy he has been with for years...think it was in Surin or some place?[/quote']

 

And also, 10 of my 20 years were done at an outstation in the midwest where I spent my summers sweating my balls off in the belly of DC9's throwing 30kg bags on top of each other and winters 50 feet up in a deicing bucket getting windwhipped with glycol. Manly.....humphhh.

 

 

Yes quite manly indeed...ok, I shall suspend my previous ruling and put this into the "Maybe not so gay as USV and his mens rooms comments" category.

 

Loading airplanes in indeed manly...oh when I think of the hours spent on my knees lifting all those sacks and bags...the soothing massages from my manly co workers did help of course. I seem to recall one midwest farm boy, he was always willing to give a nice hard massage and work the kinks out, often offering a "happy ending in jest..." WHat a guy...think he worked for North West? Wonder what ever happend to him? Tom or Trevor or some name...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weren't none of that shit happening at Northworst ramp or air freight! Ticket counter, well yeah, flamers galore. FAs... of course, goes without saying. Had 2 gays on the ramp in BOS. One came over from Eastern Airlines, the other was from SFO ramp. Both went on to greener gayer pastures after finding the BOS ramp an oasis and bastion of hetero behavior, well, except for the mechanics that is.

 

:argue::cussing::beer::neener:

 

 

 

I was under the impression BOS had become a gay free zone? I shall have to investigate further.

 

As for that NW Ticket boy who gave the massages, as I recall, he was from Wisconsin? Or Minnesota? Home of the frozen Nordic gay, an interesting variety with a very distinct look. As I recall, he was a bit short, and later located to the pacific region...

 

As for puffy mechanics, they are a dime a dozen out here, mainly ex navy vets, some are from the New England area, here to escape the cold.

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"....when men were men, we'd get sucked into a Pratt & Whitney,"

 

There is NO QUESTION - that is a true test of manliness! To lose an arm and then hang out in a bar with a bloody stump where an arm used to be...acting as if nothing had happened in a manly and masculine manner.

 

What year did homosexuality become mandatory for airline employees? Did the guys that were married at the time have to convert?

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What year did homosexuality become mandatory for airline employees? Did the guys that were married at the time have to convert?

 

Airline employees, in my country, were officially emasculted by the Airline Deregulation Act of 1978, but it took a while to filter down to some small communities, such at LAX, where I worked. Any $5 an hour employee could see, prior the the completion of the Tom Bradley terminal in 1984 that it was an abortion of practical thinking. Yet we were surreptitiously led down the path to that crappy terminal, while the real men of PanAm in T2 went down with the ship whilst sitting around bullshitting in the 'Ready Room', waiting for action.

 

My kind of men.

 

Edit: Anyone working for BA, TE or QF had a head start on us. Wrote the book on gayness, those guys.

 

 

 

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I have always considered water polo a manly sport, but when I see BA staff involved I have to think twice.

 

I can easily rule that all those in the photo are gay. As to the judgement of the entire sport, I'll have to defer to OH. It's a huge decision and I'm only a relative desk clerk here.

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