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North Korea--Nuke Em?


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The traffic women in Pyongyang are dolled up in crisp, blue and white uniforms that are rumored to have been designed by Kim Jong Il himself, the immaculately coifed women work the middle of intersections throughout Pyongyang. Every Traffic Girl is beautiful, young, shapely, and sexy in a uniform-wearing sort of way. On sunny days, they even doff Matrix style sunglasses that add an even deeper layer of suggestive innuendo.

 

Since there are no streetlights in Pyongyang, the Traffic Girls are the only way to maintain order on the roadways, and man do they! Armed with just a whistle and baton, the girls are a one-person show beautifully orchestrating the flow of traffic with patented, choreographed moves that are crisp, robotic, and out of this world.

 

In any other country they’d cause accidents as rubbernecking perverts speed by gawking at them; but not in North Korea where there are few automobiles on the street and even less opportunity to be reckless and deviant.

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There is really very little that can be done from a military point of view. The North Korean Army can completely obliterate Seoul and collapse South Korea. That is really the only card they have but it is a good one.

 

 

I dont think this is true. You should see how they (the South) train. The South would win the air war in a matter of minuets and that wins the ground war.

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There is really very little that can be done from a military point of view. The North Korean Army can completely obliterate Seoul and collapse South Korea. That is really the only card they have but it is a good one.

 

 

I dont think this is true. You should see how they (the South) train. The South would win the air war in a matter of minuets and that wins the ground war.

 

Doesn't matter who wins if Seoul is gone which is the only guarantee.

 

The air war was won in minutes in both Iraq and Afghanistan.

 

As American taxpayers we are lucky that both conflicts were over in minutes and did not drag on for weeks or even months.

 

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