Flashermac Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Very nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man at Work Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Not nice Flash :onfire: Thougt it was one of those usual pop-ups and tried to turn it off. Did not go away. Got worried. And Thaaaan realized it was part of your post. Should not play those games with us Krauts Nice Weekend to y'all :bangit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 You have lived to be 71 and know who you are...then along comes someone and blows it all to hell........ An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Hell, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 years. He has recently married a local girl who can wash up with 1 hand, cook with the other, dust with a foot while sucking his cock as she opens a beer with her arse. She's a swiss army wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 She's a swiss army wife Teddy, that doesn't make sense. You said he's in the Parachute Regiment which is British and he's only stationed in Switzerland, not actually in the Swiss Army. So surely she's a british army wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Honestly, ater I posted that I thought exactly the same thing but couldn't be arsed changing it thinking that nobody would spot it. I then went out or a cup o tea in the garden and it occured to me that you would deinitely pick up on it and hey presto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 And by the way, my ucking computer is bust. The letter between e an g doesn't work anymore, ah uck it It's ucking true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 You mean the letter between 'd' and 'g', i.e.,'f'? Sorry to hear that, here are some of my f's that you can use until you get your machine fixed. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 He can always copy and paste an f.....that should be fun. :hubba: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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