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HOSPITABLE

Sometimes you just hear what you want to hear.

 

At a travel agency in Shanghai , I asked the Chinese girl behind

the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her

for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.

 

She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,

 

"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".

 

I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!"

 

A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder

and said, "What she really said was: 666136429."

Sometimes they are hard to understand.

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