Helmut Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 I hope I not taking Chon Buri Expressway. To let you know about Somchai, I already told you I meet Somchai when he work in bar in Boyz Town. I wonâ??t say name of bar because may be violate board rules and of course Somchai is not his real name. But he worked in a show that not everybody know about because police make problem if they know about. Somchai from Korat. Many family member work Pattaya and Bangkok. Somchaiâ??s family think it would be good for him to work bar and find a job for him. I meet Somchai last month and he come live with me. He very good. He not talk all of the time or want new cell phone or motorbike. He does not scream at me if I come home late and not care if I have girlfriend or boyfriend My idea to buy family buffaloâ?¦NOT HIS !!! But a few mornings ago as the sun came up I came back home from another unsuccessful all night crusade to find a willing and suitable man or woman whore for me to have wild, crazy sex with. I was thinking of how I was looking forward to snuggling up to Somchai but he was not at home when I get there. I call him many times and no response. I drinking too much and fall asleep. Two days and no contact with Somchai. I go to Boyz Town to look for him and ask his friends and colleagues about him. They say he for sure he not work bar and I know they would not lie. Bar boy not lie. Bar boy sensitive and not want customer to lie to them also. They say see him two days before walking on the soi but donâ??t know where he go. Some one say think see him on beach road. Some one say think see him on third road. I look and look. Of course I use motorbike because too far to walk everywhere. I think I see Somchai many times but not him. I worry very much because Pattaya have many bad man and I hope he not have problem. I worry because Somchai very loyal to me. I not have any more ideas where to look. Any body who can help me thank you early!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Yawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 You have a man friday Helmut? Sounds kinda kinky to me, must be one of those german things. I remember seeing at a trainstation in Germany a sex shop with wild stuff with 1000's of people walking past. Never could quite understand the german fixation with pissing on people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limbo Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Does he like Russian girls who sit on the beach early mornings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 "...was looking forward to snuggling up to Somchai but he was not at home when I get there..." Can we all agree this is pretty much gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dddave Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 "...was looking forward to snuggling up to Somchai but he was not at home when I get there..." Can we all agree this is pretty much gay? No; Metrosexual, he mentioned girls somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 No, not metro sexual, that is a whole notyher game (all be it gay as well) the mentioning of women implies Bi sexual...but as he wanted to cuddle with Somchai... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Just for you Helmut http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOdGrgkqqgM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlton68 Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 I like Feldwebel Schulz from Hogan's Heroes even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristianTroy Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 I thought the first post was a really funny parody. I don't mind if you stay around in the original thread and stir things up a little. I love to laugh about myself and I actually did! But when you come out of the zone and post fiction in the Relationship forum, KS should make sure to move this thread to the stories section and ban your troll account! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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