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A crusty old biker out on a long ride in the country pulled up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere. He parked his bike and walked inside.


As he passed through the swinging doors, he saw a sign over the bar:


COLD BEER: $2.00








HAND JOB: $50.00


The biker walked up to the bar and beckoned to the sexy, big titted gal serving drinks to a couple of weathered farmers.


She came over, plunked her boobs down on the bar and flashed a knowing smile. "What can I do for you?" she asked in a come-on voice.


The biker ogled her a bit, then spoke. "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"


She stared into his eyes and purred, "Yes, I am."


The biker leaned over and whispered into her ear: "Wash your hands real good, 'cause I want a cheeseburger."




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