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5 hours ago, Mekong said:

I wrote “Could be said as” i.e. Simplified English for ya! Haha

I don’t get the advados/ milk one

  • The Milk is Plastic Bottles not Cartons
  • Only Four Plastic Bottles not Six

From that I assume that 1 Plastic Bottles = 1.5 Cartons

1PB = 1.5C therefore 4PB = 6C

I shouldn’t have to do algebra to get a joke.

This one has your name written all over it 55555


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An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home.

After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa. How do you like it here?" asked the grandson. "It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said grandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you since you are a little different from everyone."

"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile.

There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him Maestro!

There is a judge in here - he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor!

There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!

And Me - I haven't had sex for 35 years, and everyone still calls me The Fucking Arab!

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